

“I was good my first job any little movie theater, all kinds of stoned. I had to ask each person on condition that they wanted ice in their cocktails, because half the time, they’d say “no ice” as soon as I’d already put it on my counter. Guy comes in, wants a coke. I say, “Great. Do you want sprite? ” Later on looks at me like Just before nuts.
“No, I want Diet coke. ” I start acquiring sort of eye-rolly and huffy. “But do you want SPRITE? ” Now he kind of begins to sweat, like, what is in reality , wrong with this girl? “No! I want a COKE. ” I take a big air, and basically shout, “I KNOW you want COKE, BUT NEVERTHELESS , DO YOU WANT SPRITE??!! ” And am finally hear myself, and thus I’m like, oh my God, I’m so howdy, I’m trying to say “ice. ”
—Sally W, Facebook

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